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PostSubject: Things To Ponder   Sun May 20, 2007 12:55 pm

Why is it that when you see someone in a cast or a brace you say ouch?

If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

It is impossible to lick your elbow.

Why is it that when you transport something by car, its called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, its called cargo?

When your pet bird sees you reading the newspaper, does he wonder why you're just sitting there, staring at carpeting?

I wonder why, does the phone ring when i'm busy,
cleaning, washing the dishes, or just about to go out,
but not when i'm sat watching TV or reading?

Why do they call it a "building"? It looks like they're finished. Why isn't it a "built"?

How come when you open a can of evaporated milk it’s still there?

Why does mineral water that 'has trickled through mountains for centuries' have a 'use by' date?

Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injection?

If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?

If a robber tried to rob a dance club and yelled, “Everybody get down”, would all the people start dancing?
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PostSubject: Re: Things To Ponder   Sun May 20, 2007 12:56 pm

If you were scared half to death twice, would you be 3/4 dead or 100% dead?

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?

Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?

Why does soda taste better in a small bottle than in a large bottle or in a can?
If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide is that considered a hostage situation?

Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts.

Just think how much deeper the ocean would be if sponges didn't live there.
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PostSubject: Re: Things To Ponder   Sun May 20, 2007 12:57 pm

Why does the minute hand on school clocks always click backward before advancing?

If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
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PostSubject: Re: Things To Ponder   Wed May 23, 2007 9:30 pm

Should crematoriums give discounts for burn victims?
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