Why is it that when you see someone in a cast or a brace you say ouch?
If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
It is impossible to lick your elbow.
Why is it that when you transport something by car, its called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, its called cargo?
When your pet bird sees you reading the newspaper, does he wonder why you're just sitting there, staring at carpeting?
I wonder why, does the phone ring when i'm busy,
cleaning, washing the dishes, or just about to go out,
but not when i'm sat watching TV or reading?
Why do they call it a "building"? It looks like they're finished. Why isn't it a "built"?
How come when you open a can of evaporated milk it’s still there?
Why does mineral water that 'has trickled through mountains for centuries' have a 'use by' date?
Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injection?
If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?
If a robber tried to rob a dance club and yelled, “Everybody get down”, would all the people start dancing?
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